i’m not like other girls. actually, i’m nothing like other girls. and that girl u saw get on the bus earlier isn’t like other girls either. it’s surprising, really. it’s almost as if everybody is different from each other. holy shit
the fuck are you talking about, “real food”…
OHHHH, I get it, vegan food isn’t “real food”!
here I am just eating imaginary food for the past year…
look at all this imaginary food, here let me just have some imaginary bananas
where did my fOOD GO
shit shit shit, if my FOOD was imaginary, that must mean VEGANS…
OH GOD, OH GOD SOMEONE HELP ME WhAT IS HAPpENINGGG AAAAAAAGH
I am forever a changed human being because of this.