relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

bewbin:

Post so nice reblogged it twice

Arctic Monkeys Do Me a Favour
Arctic Monkeys
Do Me a Favour

Perhaps fuck off, might be too kind.

jesuschristvevo:

do dogs think in barks

eto86:

Happy easte…ñom!
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eto86:

Happy easte…ñom!

frank-is-john:

Total lunar eclipse for the Americas on April 14th-15th 2014

frank-is-john:

Total lunar eclipse for the Americas on April 14th-15th 2014

nipplethief:

*watches the x files at 3 in the morning* aliens are real

heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 

heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 

lasagnababy:

dylan and cole sprouts

lasagnababy:

dylan and cole sprouts